Jokes 57

 Personal copies as chocolate, I went to was eaten
personal copies as light bulbs, walking to go to first light a man named
flowers, walked to be picked
personal name Cola, walked to drink
139.MM was lost looking for the University. met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college? < br> Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
140. see you wear stockings every time hh
my mind, there will be an unspeakable feeling,
that hh
Radish is also packages wrap blanket!!!
141. M: I really love you, ask you to be my girlfriend!!
Woman: But I did not even feel you!!
M: Well, you tell me what point I am not, I changed!!!
M: So you tell me what point I'm good, I changed!!!
142. the Secretary and Chief of total Take the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, What should you use?
143. In fact, the Olympic mascot should be designed for value, earning turned hh
144. Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: Bandits trembling said: card, or XX of the previous robbery,Bailey UGG boots, do not worry, we do not grab one of us! eat something more conducive to warm?
A: eat cotton helps keep warm ~~~~~~~< br> 147. wanted to spend ML, do not bathe his girlfriend said no, promised cold weather washable conceal joke)
PS: minors, it automatically skip a joke hhhh ..
148. a blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that he Poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over a back Qian said: the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. a case of 150. trouble, Zainao I put you to the University Hospital!!!
151.GDP long beard as fast as wages and eyebrows long as slow!
152.A: hey, how do you learn smoking?
B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
153. someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. so very polite on the before hello and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: inch of the old, which are all new!
Participation Award mm5 I had a dime, but is found in the food!
156. used the high number of college textbooks for sale, almost new, there are transcripts for the card!
157. break When she gave me a kiss, it felt like the People's Daily mm as real hh
158. just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
159. there was a man long as the phone, I walked was playing long h
a man like intel network, walked on the h
was a man long as dumplings, to be walked on package of the h
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】 【landlord (5): 214. A man committed suicide to meet God. God asked: important. so be it, I'll give you an unparalleled beautiful shell, you are right back to the pursuit of your happiness. A week later a second suicide man came back, only to find God. God asked: long handsome, but I do not know her. I was turned down again. it, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, you go back and pursue your happiness now. back, it was the third suicide. God was surprised asked: But she said she had already put his body dedicated to another man was. The man died, so that the girl is yours, you go back! the dead. man happy to say: name. answer was: ant A: Hey, big pear? (Italy) The second was: Ant B: B: : hold fixed, ant ideas A: a little, said: I use your eraser by the little red that did not hesitate, Little said you did not hesitate to die, and then red died hhhhhhh.
217. there is a toothpick, I suddenly felt itchy feet, and bent down, the results of lumbar to cut off.
218. Once a man looks like a hot line, walked to be played.
Once a man looks like a phone number, I walked to be wrestled to the ground.
Once a man looks like bow and arrow, walked out on the radio.
Once a man looks like a rain coat, walked on wet.
Once a man looks like eunuch, and not a hh below h
219. there is a ghost riding a bicycle, rode on, and fell into a ditch, dead hhhhh.
220. a Taiwanese going abroad, check the Customs requirements to open baggage found that seven underwear, strange question to answer because the people of Taiwan: asked the reason for the French answer: , found to have twelve underwear, officials puzzled, hurriedly asked how? Indians slowly answered: br> Kankan (shaking his head): No
Xiao-Ming: Have you ever heard the idiot say there, BC said no, the story does not speak with intellectual disabilities???
Kankan: hhhh.
summer days hot, bedroom with eating watermelon.
to a mm asked: > One day I was driving on the road flat tire, and asked where there is inflation, and colleagues said: others call you up, you only mumble a couple of fixed place. Security came and said: ! eat a good amount.
a haunted girls.
met one day to be red.
ghost wrote: school girl ... you see ... I do not have feet ... I do not have feet ...
red: So what. Learning sister You see, I do not have breasts, I do not have the chest.
The guy is sick, go to the hospital, the doctor said he had a rare disease must be isolated in the room, others can not touch him, and from today they can eat pancakes with a special patient to the
to ask the doctor:
love letters to express their love stronger, he painted in the back of the envelope a lot of hearts, but also can use the arrows wearing
Unfortunately, his girlfriend wrote back: mean? primary rain fly.
small A small B said: Cyprus h. raining outside digging too!! see not very excited
small B: Yes, ah I see what you have begged my mother
Xiaoming him as artist,
mother said, , can not be the artist (APF), you forget it! turtle run very fast race, and guess who won pull?
A: Rabbit ~ ~
Q: wrong ~! a turtle pulling ahead is a turtle ran away, ran away Oh ~ ~
Q: Rabbit can not be reconciled, but also wearing sunglasses and a turtle race to run, who won the drawing?
A: Well .. the rabbit it
Q: wrong ~ ~! that sunglasses tortoise to pick only one, too! bird is just running fast turtle Oh ^ O ^
Q: Dandan is the dog's name or the name of a small tiger
A: Tiger, because Hu Shi delay Delays Well ~
One day, Dad turtles, tortoises and turtles son of a mother decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of chicken submarine, then went off to Yangmingshan. hard to climb ten years, and finally to ! they sat on the floor, remove the equipment ready to eat. results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: you come back with dinner, Kuaiqukuaihui ㄛ! blink of an eye passed 20 years, son of a bitch has yet to emerge.
Turtle Mom: around for another five years, regardless of him not coming to! eat hh
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree hh
son of a bitch: name:
the name of a salon
mmmm law enforcement mmmm a clothing shop selling clothes, Nanchang
soliciting friends have the opportunity to look at, huh, huh hhhhhh
1. Today, listening to what my colleague asked song, he has not carried back to my first sentence: Zhou Jie Lun cut double stick, halo was laughing my birds hhhhh ..
2. think of college, a classmate asked me what the most favorite Japanese star, who Answer: Well Liquor Law Perspective hhhhhhhh
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an island on a plane crashed only one American, one Chinese and one Japanese, survived, but they met on the island cannibals. patriarch said to them, as long as three DD's together more than 20 cm in length we do not eat you, the Americans first volume, his length was 12 cm, then the Chinese people, and his length is 7 cm. Americans and Chinese relieved, and thought, ; Hell. Small Japan will not even 2 cm are not you? ..... cannibals left, the Americans said: I'm not back over you ah. After a child, the Japanese broke out: grass you mother!. As I Had an erection. you jealous Meng Qiang converge.?
an American Chinese, a Japanese one in the jungle Adventure Results by tribal cannibalism that can be tribal chiefs, said: Americans, he said: United States behind the old feeling after seeing the Japanese asked the mattress 10 1,2,3 hh100 nothing and then finish the Japanese rose Paipaipigu Zhang a foul mouth on his ability to imitate and re-creation capabilities boast about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people Chinese people get on the ground carefree carefree said slowly: with representatives of the countries want to speak ...... President of the Assembly is a British, competing to win when we say, the Japanese friends to raise their hands .... The Chairman said: You can say it!, Japan will drive miles melon and said a bunch of friends ....... but the President would speak: Can you speak English ah? Japanese say: I was talking English ah ..!! Japanese friends went on to say at this time President hh said: you can not stand up and speak ah? Japanese said then: I have stood up friends.
v a Japanese dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter a cup of lobster dish, the Japanese asked Road: How did you do with leftover shrimp shells? sent leftover shrimp shells to the factory, made of shrimp crackers, and then sell you Chinese. handle leftover lemon peel? sent to the factory, make Guozhen, and then sell you Chinese. ; of course, spit , and then sell you Chinese. shook his head and said: a Japanese and a German one Chinese, the oil cut off when the aircraft flew, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their individual heroism came shouting aircraft hatch out: Long live the United States and all!! and then jump off! aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, but the jump one! so the Germans to stand up and walk hatch to the plane, shouting out: Long live the German Reich! followed suit and jumped down! aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: No, or heavy, and must then jump one! Chinese people read the Japanese one, stood up and walked of the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to firmly hold the hand of the Chinese people: a good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic!! Then one foot to kick the Japanese go !!......< br> bowl stool
day, a count on a few Chinese know little devils, stroll in the streets hungry, began to find restaurants . It is to the door of a small noodle shop and saw the brand badge on the front of the characters says: beef noodles, big row face, potluck. it wants to try, and went inside. busy rushing over the waiter and asked: Sir, what is your bowl of noodles? rl rl big bowl of beef will l rhh This animal, so fierce ah! words, and tone a little devils are not.
The old man, a shrimp.
whim he confidently in Mandarin greeting to the old man: too out of hh If you can clear even the number of shrimp caught, even where there is to know who you are. hundred million hh hh
old man smiled and said: ? people together to discuss their military.
Japanese said: on the head.
Americans turned to go back 20 steps and then back to that shot, Apple has been ringing off the hook, he proudly said:
;
Japanese and put an apple on his head.
the British turned to walk backward 50 steps, and then shot back that Apple has been ringing off the hook, he proudly said:
I am Boon (Bond). to say:
beer, he wrote a note on the table: > leading to the Chicago airport with a taxi on the roads, the car ride with a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: Yeah! manufacturing! fast Wonderful! time, but also a taxi over the past. U.S.. looking for Mr. Hashimoto. In telling you that he died last week. Why do you have to call it? surgery for what people like.
the first doctor, said: The doctor said: their bodies, everything is done with the color code of the. The fourth doctor said: The fourth doctor said because they did not heartless, no spine, and hips and head can be exchanged.
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Cat (4773): 1, taught geography, the largest coal-producing areas of China in Liaoning Province, Fushun, Liaoning Province, is the production of iron up to Anshan, So Fushun is called China's br> The results of a papers on: China's coal is (black), China's iron is (hard).
finished said: The teacher how a simple subject?
2 , a particular geography exam: Hainan Province is rich in ()?
even fill the (mosquito).
3, there is a seniors only a question of political examination of the problem can not write to write a leader, and later to write of a Harry. Potter.
another occasion, asked What is the name of public Faithful Lion left, a student wrote: Zuoleng Chan.
5, dual language teacher in high school essay entitled to stay when I first entered the l r. stresses observation and evaluation on the campus, the teacher read a fairy of the composition a certain class: Crazy burst of applause! Oh,UGG shoes, this guy's writing is a teacher of 80 points. can be considered high score of the yo.
6, take a language in high school, there was a Qing dynasty official corruption questions asked reflect what is novel, originally The filling in read out the answer.
7, a political current affairs title: China () of the Arctic exploration ship to visit. My answer: Titanic.
8, language examinations, the solution words. explains, students understood description of . our class into three spaces of a cow who have written on the name of the instructor, then got the highest score.
11, primary school, a classmate Beishi, in front of the back is called the strenuous 3. the last sentence: ; line egret on the Western Paradise ;, the idea is appropriate.
13, high school language diagnostic tests, halo laugh. said in the classroom after this, and halo! correct answer: a blank is filled in, , hold for a long time, hold out sentence female fruit flies. go to teacher management ...