The bedroom was full of people laugh in pursuit of a classic slip of the tongue You'll never regret it ~ do not look

 Report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~

6, when the school one day a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said:

I would casually for a while over the phone said:

you laughing I was laughing for 4 years

31, her mother before going to work out, said to me:

32, one from the mother came out to his wife there, and saw his wife, the customary cry of: 

21, my husband especially thin, there are times I am anxious and he said,

22, the original copies of the scripts: I have 110 police officers and wounded two after the criminals fled

14, a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick

15, the teacher made the test paper before the exam, took a more behind the girls, shouting, Cambrian explosion class ~ ~ ~

students: what to teach the A?

26, a boy saw his uncle:

uncle:

27, a shy male students to the cafeteria to play breakfast, a window that the master asked him: .

28, a classmate of his friends to call each other's grandfather then, that students do not know what they thought, mouth is: hung up ... ...

23, one of our colleagues, when he went to driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic:

12,UGG shoes, a child ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: fresh ice cream, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)

5, I: That was our physics teacher. . .


wife surprised: What?

shame-_-!

7,UGG boots clearance, has a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say a

8, my brother handed me an ice cream, I bite shouted:

9, and my sister went to Li Ning shoes, my sister an opening:

10, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, because the car is not on one occasion, not a seat on the bus mm, sitting next to me stood up for a busy male colleagues, she was greeted warmly and said: one, you sit on my ass!

1, quarreling parents, my dad gas simply said:

2, University, they heard a girl la carte: chefs, fried potatoes, a plate of hot and sour wire, do not put potatoes!

aggrieved husband to A: I have ye know, I was seven years old when he died my grandmother.

16, one evening, met an acquaintance, opening said:

17, at night, a roommate entered the room loudly announced:

18, as a business opportunity for the Bank of China to go to a place of maintenance equipment,UGG bailey button, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: ! I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: I was very angry, ferocious, said: ! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.

19, political lectures when the teacher once said:

20, college, the students I just bought a cell phone, do the mobile cards, playing 10086 artificial desk for a moment excited: How to move with your business? Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All quarters laughs

I: Chemistry. . .

11, when the University, a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!

3, then find a job, the interviewer asked what year I graduated.

announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after my escape

busy husband changed his tune: No,UGGs, his grandmother died when I was seven years old!

13, one day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: Big help students laughed to death

(Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)

I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said:

more waterfalls Khan is actually the interviewer Oh sigh, said:

4, Tiger is not fat cats, you think it is dying it!

29, a man, once he has long admired about the girl, ready for her confession. The two sat for a long time, he was finally told the girl: / p>

30, blamed his wife asked: Do you even do not know the name of your grandmother?

24, I remember one time, and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I heard her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she wanted to say

25, MM told me that the new KFC's Please give me two .............